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I got told the other day that one of my good friends used to avoid hanging out with me because "I was always too happy." And now I'm kind of sad-laughing at that because I'm not always happy and I also can't believe that I ever called him a friend. So here is a list of things that I don't like because apparently my happiness is annoying to the general population.

• Pumpkin spice lattes. They taste like shit. Sorry.
• Cute relationships. Mostly because I'm bitter and I'm still trying to convince myself that single life is better, but I guess I don't know anything other than single.
• Disrespect for religion. I don't care if you don't agree with my views, I'll respect you and what you believe if you respect me.
• Ugg boots. I could buy 5 pairs of shoes for the price of one pair of ugg boots and that is absolutely outrageous.
• People who wear fake glasses.
• Bad drivers. 
• The kids taking AP Calc that keep complaining about it. I'd give anything to have Mr. Smith as my math teacher again.
• The fact that I can't keep my own secrets. My life is an open book and I'm starting to realize that fake friends are everywhere, not just behind my back.
• How ungrateful I am.
• Ceramics. 
• Feeling inadequate. It happens way more often than it should.
• Texting. I'd rather hear you laugh out loud than get "lol" in a text message.
• Telling people how I feel. I think I feel too much.
• The commons. I don't fit in there and I never will.
• Crying. 
• Babysitting. I get that girls are supposed to like it and all, but I don't.
• Lipgloss.
• Being anonymous. I feel too safe behind this mask and my face will sting when I finally have to take it off.
• Tattletales. I just want to sneak out and do hoodrat stuff with my friends. Stop making it a big deal.
• People who get cheated on and don't have enough respect for themselves to end the relationship.
• Love. It's not real. And I hope, someday, that someone proves me wrong.